You showed me your tits from the door 🫣 Is it okay that you're a psychologist?

I saw her tits and I got a hard-on - I even gave her money for cheating

What a fucking delivery 😳 The delivery girl let me poop on her tits

I came to sleep with you, and what the fuck is this? You impregnated me

My boyfriend cheated on me? If I get my revenge, I'll get a creampie from my brother

Everyone wants to be born with tits like that! I had to pee my pants twice

Shame on you, bro! I asked you to take pictures, not cum inside

It's a good thing my sister didn't have her panties on, she's got a lot of fucking sperm

The commission would be justified if realtors worked THAT way!